How to tell if you're Venedic...

If you are Venedic...

If you died tonight...

Uszkiełtu?

Mąd sień politykór?

The world would have been a better place, if...

Everyone knows that...

Us against the World

Opiału sie Żowan

Contributions to World Civilisation

We need more mountains round this country

Helvetians probably don't like us either

We never get what we deserve!

Space and time


(Partly adapted from Paweł Stachura's How to tell if you're Polish)