Brënxàn (Blentian)

Manuel Ramos

Addënxun all'ifànt!

Me Dë, Chi a avenhi? Ër, una bëlla juna venhea al nústë dom por vilar l'ifànt. Ella fazea el chi porra por dretar l'ifànt; Ella joggà co el, cantà canxuns por el, e.c. Mai tun, l'ifànt l'arrea, la lazerà i pëxas, la devrà e jetà il restànt for la fenstra. Chi fàzer, chi fàzer? Vërmen nun el sàbbu. Car, du ja, gardàm il tema i xilenx, por etar chi la porixia prinzífi a càrer morestànts caxuns.

Beware of the baby!

Oh my god, what's happened? Yesterday, a pretty young (girl) came to our home to watch over the baby. She did what she could to amuse the baby; she played with him, she sung songs for him, etc. But then, the baby attacked her, tore her into pieces, devored her and threw the rest out the window. What to do, what to do? I really don't know. So, till now, we keep the matter into silence, in order to avoid the police start to ask annoying questions.