the pIgz thing is a joke... real word for police is USA (like ganstadized version of usher) (another joke. Real word yet to be determined as in the conland of Nos there really aren't police.)
AHTUn rOwO sE yOlO l@D wOlO.
<+EnOkoEkU> rOwO Tlo yOlO awo wOlO
Beware of the baby!
O dear, what's happened? Yesterday, a pretty young girl came to our home to watch over the baby. She did what she could to entertain the child: she played with it, sung songs for it, etc. But nevertheless, the baby attacked her, tore her into pieces, devoured her, and it threw the rest out the window. What to do, what to do? I really don't know. And so, for the time being, we keep the affair silent, in order to prevent the police from starting to ask annoying questions.
© Jan van Steenbergen, Aeginotu, 20 Sept. 2005